Anthro-gasmic!!!!

[quentincoyote]

[AC2004 report, Part 1]

Alright, first a couple o' ground rules here.

Numbah one, oh my god, I just know that there's gonna be stuff and people and things in here that I wanna write about, but I'm gonna forget the first time, cause even as I'm typing this, in my head I'm going "OH YEAH! There was that and that and that!" and it's all just bursting forth, begging to be typed. So, please please please forgive me if I forget about anyone temporarily. I just know I'm gonna be running back to this, wanting to add edit in Just One More Thing (tm). Also, there's a whole hell of a lot of people I know I met, but that I didn't get contact info for. So, if you somehow find me through wherever, by all means please go ahead and add me, and I will reciprocate. In particular any names that I've put in bold like this means, I need, but don't have, a livejournal name, if there is one.

Secondly: Yes, there will be pictures, I promise. But, I have to collect and organize them all first, and that's gonna be no small task. So, expect that by the weekend, maybe. There will be zero pictures in this pose here, for now.

And finally, there a lot of stuff that needs elaboration, but mostly, there's just a lot of stuff. So therefore, I cannot possibly do this whole thing in narrative form - instead it's gonna be some narration, with a heck of a lot of mini bullet points, and singularly craptacular chronological order. So, please bear with me.

Yes, there is some TMI in here, but I'm not gonna bother, at this point, to warn you where and when it is, so either read it or don't. You have been warned.



Wednesday night:

Morimoto, as reported widely elsewhere, was indeed teh sex! This time, nearly everybody got crazy insane-ass eight course tasting dinner, and sabotlours and I added to that the associated drinking course. I won't go into this too much right now, because jimmywolf24 took pictures of everything, and it really needs that. So, that'll be for the later post. Suffice it to say that, it is like sex with god, plus the reacharound! Afterwards, lapistigra, rikkitiger, and I ajourned to the upper lounge for the steriotypically, and much-required, cigarette after such a comunion.

Our total bill, between the ten of us, was $1250 dollars.

I'mma say that again. ONE MEELION, er, I mean, one thousand two hundred and fifty dollars (!!!!) o.O And dammit, it was well worth every single penny, 1250 times over! Jimmy has scanned the bill for fun, and that will also be posted shortly.

Afterwards, went back to the hotel, found some or other random room party, the highlight of which was Drunk Girl, this very cute and very, titularly, drunk girl, who was all up in that OMGWTFBBQ I <3 YOOOOU!!! mode. And, was very much in danger of being shortly donkey-punched by every straight guy in that room, had we not dragged her out of there, and back to her room with her fortunatly sober and coherent friend. Once there, we handed her off to her above-mentioned friend's mom (!)

Who, I was later told, had been earlier in the day chilling out in the room smoking cigarettes made from something other than tobacco.

The mom, that is.

So, it's all good.

***

Aaanywho, the next morning, I headed on down to the dealers room, where I proceeded straight away to the Mailbox Books table, and procured Circles 5, Rocketship Rodents, and the ASB compilation book. Requisite mission thus achieved, I set out to spend most of the day meeting and catching up with as many people as possible.

So let's see here, in no particlar order, (and maybe not even all on this same day, it's hard to keep it all together), I saw , titanrouge and briggs (great to finally meet them, wished I could have gotten to talk more with Titan, but the two of them were always busy together. Which is certainly understandable. Ran into godzuki on the elevator once. Met rorydedog and jirashi, two of lazyfox's herdies from back up state. Both very cool, and I hope I may get to know them better next time :) Finally met rainenkajidoh. Dude, verily you doth rock as well! It was great to see you, and I look forward to getting to hang out with you more next time, hopefully :) *hugs* Saw chem_explosion for the first time, finally. That was one of those really cool WTF livejournal meetings which was really funny, cause all this time, I'd always pictured him as some sort of really tall willowy pale androgyny/drag-queen of some kind, and in fact he was this little short Asian dude. Hehehe :) Glad I got to meet you too man, for however briefly. Hope that we may get to know each other better next time, as well. rozberk, a very cool friend of Tigras, wishyfin (lj user name, anyone?) who had the super-cool robotic dolphin suit. Man that was awesome! :) Mitsu, who was also really awesome to talk to. I really hope you can start making it up to furmeets here soon, you rock! (and I need an lj name here too, please? There is a "mitsu" on LJ, but I'm not sure that it's here, because her location says... Virginia, or something like that. jfox, a very cool trucker-fur friend of Titan, Briggs, and Lazy. kurothefox, awesome friend of Ricky's, and who I'm now very proud to call my own as well. Hope I see you again real soon. Hmm... looking like Furfright, it would seem? And, I also finally got to meet nightclawblue. Awesome! Strangely, balirus was nowhere to be seen the entire weekend. Where the hell were ya, man? :-P

Alright, there's just too too many more names to go through, so I'mma stop that for now. For mah local herdies, y'all know who you are, and you know that I loves ya. There's also a lot more names which are getting their own story bits later, so I'll hold off on them for now.

***

On some day or other:

- Got me more 'yote art goodness, including from the godly Kyoht <3 which will be on display on my walls in short order.

- While I was waiting in the super-sponsor's registration line, I look over and I see unclekage striding determinedly up and down the hall... whistling the Kill Bill crazy nurse-assasin-lady whistle"

Like, constantly.

For 20 minutes.

Dude, I'mma buy that boy an eye patch with a red cross on it, for Cape May or Icon or something :) <3

- Randomly came across Titan's friend Kaput otter, who did a truly bang up job on a um... certain commision pic... *laughs, facepaws* (which, yeah yeah, will also be posted soon ;) ). So anyway, I'm all like OMG, it's you! and hey wow, ALL your art rocks! I wanna me a badge! And, she graciously performed! In particular, I thought I'd have her give the first crack ever at my character's alternate suit design (purple-ish), and man am I lovin' it! I think I may in fact go with that scheme for good now. I dunno, I gonna try a few more piccies that way, and see how it feels.

Heh, anyway, as I'm flipping through her book, I notice that that afore-mentioned commision pic is now also a print which she has for sale! o.O *laughs, double-facepaws* Heh... wow... I'm famous now... and in oh such a way... ;-P

- Had the super-sponsor's luncheon hosted by unklekage and the guests of honor, with sabbotlours, freakylynx, pandaguy, and quentinor (Quentins in da hizzie, woo!) Very much fun :)

- had much smoke-breakness and much cool conversation with 87234523423453452342352345234 furs, in the area outside over by the middle stairwell. Which is kinda confusing, seeing as how there were only 2400 there.

- Didn't see much of the masquerade this time, unfortunately, but I most certainly could not, and did not, miss sprockey's MC Sprocket rap. I been waitin' fer this thing all year, and t'weren't no way I would not be there. I even completely abandoned my food order that I'd placed with the herdies upstairs, but I didn't mind. This was just one of those things that had ta be done, ya know?

Although, because of that, lazyfox, Ricky, and I think some others, experienced a Creepy Old Guy moment of their own, through wandering around looking for me to bring my stuff, and for this, I apologize. This was not C.O.G from Cape May however, but a different one (although, I did notice that our C.O.G. was present for the weekend. Yeep! *shudder* I wasn't there for this one, but I imagine Lazy or one of them will chronicle this themselves.

***

On Friday, I finally got to play Settlers of Catan with lazyfox, Titan, Briggs, and Furlop (volkl). Oh yeah, plus, with some other asshole who filled in for Jimmy when he dropped out, and totally ruined it with his complete and utter assholery >.<

And tsk, aww man, nooos! Furlop, I's gonna have to protest that. The game is awesome! :-P That guy was teh suck, and he just fucking ruined it. I agree with you though that, from the moment he sat down, me and Lazy both were just more and more wanting to punch him. I too would've sooner just erased that whole episode from the con. Excepting for the fact that, I think it was there that I first really started to take notice of you. So nope, it stays, and for that I am happy :)

Anyway, because we were all enmired in that, I did in fact completely miss 2_gryphon's show, figureing I'd rather be social. Which thus extra sucked, because while this game completely sucked, I am informed that 2's show most verily did not. >:( So, I'mma bit pissed that I missed it, but I hope maybe there'll be a video tape or something floating around soon, and I'll get to catch up with it.

***

Friday's dance rocked the house, and it felt awesome to get down and shake the bootay with all the herdies, flockies, and phinizzles!

Rory gave me a flashy-lighty-thingy, and I got my purple pimp hat, which I've started tryin' to teach myself all fancy-shmancey flippy tricks with. [skipping ahead to the end of the con for a bit, there was this other guy with a hat there who totally pwned me in that way, and who was most gracious enough to give me some pointers. *bows down to him, X 10* Thanks to him, it's definitely getting better! :) ]

mock dirty-danced with Ricky, Titan, jirashi and wulven, and well, I dunno, pretty much EVERYBODY! ;) T'was da proverbial bomb.

OH YEAH! So at one point, right? I'm outside by the downstairs smoking area, and there's this guy there with a circle of herdies around him, given them all giggle fits with his Gollum impersionation. And so of course, I'm all like Bitch, oh-no-the-fuck you didn't! I'mma say "DUDE! I know someone who will KICK. YOUR FUCKING. ASS!!! at Gollum!! Wait wait! Stay right here! Don't move, I'll be back in five minutes, I swear to fucking god!"

So, I tear back down the hallway, into the dance room, and OH YEAH, you'd better believe that wraithofhell is right there, gettin' his rave on. Victoly! >:)

But then it's all like:

Q: Wraith! Dude! You come now! Mission! SCHNELL!!!! :) :) :)
Wraith: No can come now! Dancing!!
Q: Noooooo! Dancing later! Gollum-Off OUTSIIIIIII D!
Wraith: No, it is teh dancing!
Q: AUGH AUGH! AUUUUUGGGGH!!!!
Wraith: HISS CACKLE!!
Q: *burninating, explody, claws own eyes out with glowstick*
Wraith: *FOOM! WIZZ! ZING! TURNEY-STUMBLY-THINGY! GLOWY GLOWY EVRAHWHERE!*

Fiiiiiiinally, I get his ass own out there, gnashing and wailing over opportunities lost. But low, they're still there! Oh yeah baby, it's on now, yer getting Gollum-served!

Wraith won. There were mangled hobbits and elves everywhere. I think it was the "precious-es hobbit-spooge" line that did it.

***

OH YEAH OH YEAH!! Single coolest random instant of the con ever!

Right after Gollumpolooza, I'm just hanging around out there again, chilling out for a moment. And all of a sudden, from over my shoulder, I hear the Knight Rider theme song BLAREING out of somebody's car stereo. And I'm all like, WTF?

So, I turn to look... and the car is a black Trans Am.

*Whohuhwhat???*

And hot damn, it's totally got the red glowy back-and-forth light thingy on the front of it!

Before I even know what the fuck is happening, about ten furs all pile in the thing, and it peels out at mach 5 from the parking lot, going "Dun da da da da da da da DUN da da da da da da da, dun da da da da da da da DUN da da da da da da da" all the way into the distance...

O.O

Hot damn, I love us! :)

***

Fur Rave 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

While I'm on the subject of dances, may as well knock out Saturday night's as well.

Of the dance part, that's easy. I did about the first five minutes of it.

For at around dance T + 4:30, I look up... and there is THE most sex-tastic raver boy doin' his thing... and it's. JUST. LIKE. OH. MY. GOD.

DONKEY

PUNCH

BAM!!!!!!!!!!

I mean. GAWD DAAAYUM! Not even funny. *eyes buggin' out, jaw on the floor, licks right paw, raises arm, bullet-time pause / quarter-camera turn, POW-THE-FUCKING-OW!

A'ight? Ya feel me?? Do you unnastand tha words comin' outta my mouth???

Cause I gonna esplain it to you one mo' time, m'kay?

He gots da shirt off, he got da raver pants goin' on. And in fact well no, he really doesn't, because they are as low as they can fucking go, short of him actually being able to take a piss if he wanted to. He's quite plainly goin' commando, he's got the crotch shave thing happning, and like, you know the little dimple thingy where cock attaches to aforementioned crotch? Well, that's what's peeking out, with accompanying, oppositely situated, barest hint of ass crack as well. And this ain't no plumber's crack we're talking 'bout here. This is, well... yeah... If Iron Chef Morimoto ever cooked up a dish with Ass as the secret ingredient, then this is the ass that he would serve. And you would exclaim out loud, tears streaming down your face, "Oh my god! Thank you Mr. Morimoto, this is the best ass I've ever had in my entire life!!" *sobbing openly into your plate*

That'd be the one.

So this is what we're dealing with here. And he's flowing, an' easin' it on, and he's got the glowstick-on-string twirling deal happening. And it's. just. Oh oh OH!!!! *SPROING, splatter splatter splatter!*

So, after about 30 seconds of this, I'm just like, fuck this, we're abandoning any pretense of dancing here while surreppetitiously checking him out, we're just gonna go right the fuck over to the wall, stand there, and stare at this motherfucker.

So, I do just that. After about a minute or two of this, I look left, and notice that Amy is standing right next to me, doing that very same thing. And Mitsu as well. We all look at each other, and we don't even have to say a word. It's all like yeah you know we are all *points fingers to foreheads* right here baby! We all exchange similar sentiments of previously mentioned donkey punch. I look to the right, and there's about five other guys I don't even know, all doin' the same thing.

And this whole scene just makes me laugh. We got us a whole row of the lot of us over here, guys and gals both, transfixed like zombies, shoving anyone the fuck out of the way, who might get in between us and our licking him all over every inch of his body with our eyeballs.

But ANYWAY. I actually only spend about ten minutes doing this. That was hella fun, but a visual only. No point in even trying, and in fact, I had no interest, in actually going for any more than that. Because, frankly, and quite truthfully, I had much more worthwhile fish to fry.

But, more on that later.

***

A'ight. We gonna switch gears a bit here now, m'kay? So. Calm the hormones down, get some coffee, take a cold shower, have a cig if that's you'r thing. Different stuff happening now. Maybe about two or three more major things, and then we'll wrap it up.

***

So. Room parties! Yeah, dat's right boy, we got all up in this bitch, raised the roof, tore it down, and danced on it's quivering remains. A lot of that will be more pictorially represented, I think, in the near future. So, put down a book marker for that. For now though, I must give mad mad props to Ruckus (rukusu). Many of you may remember him, from FC earlier this year, as Tail-Sucking Boy, at the time.

Well, he was here in full effect at AC this year. And he did verily do that which earned him his namesake at that earlier con, once again. Again, I think I'mma explain that more later, when I got the reference pictures to support it. Tsk, no, it's not quite what you may be thinking! *slap slap slap!*

No, what it really amounts to is some of what I consider to be the best, most hilarious performace art I've ever seen. You'll understand when you see the pictures. But anyway, I wanted to mention him now, because I got to actually spend some time hanging out with him, in regular chill out mode.

Ruckus is the gayest man on earth. He also happens to be one of the coolest people on earth. I love him, he is totally awesome, and I so wanna hang out with him some more. A number of you also met him more in this context, during our little Marco-Polo pool party on Sunday. I got extremely pissed off, when I learned of how a certain couple of furs had treated him over the weekend. *grrrr, growl, gnash snap!*

Bitch, you'd better lay off the Ruckus, motherfuckers. He is, as implausible as that might seem, on the face of it, The Man. And you are not.

You go, Ruckus. You go.

[End part one]

Comments

[mortonfox.livejournal.com]

The raver boy has an ass crack like Morimoto???
No wonder I can't understand anything! :)

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

No. However, if Morimoto served ass at his restaurant, this would be the ass that he would serve!

And one would go, "Oh thank you Mr. Morimoto, this is the best ass that I've ever had in my entire life! *cries with ass-tastic-ness*"

there ya go ;)

[volkl.livejournal.com]

OMFG *flailing around* I wanted to see the Knight Rider. I so would've rolled around on the ground spewing everywhere if I had.

And I still hate Settlers of my Ass. I am scarred for life and there's nothing you can do to save me. =(

When I heard what happened to Ruckus, I was about ready to rumble RIGHT THEN AND THERE. I would've whipped some fucking ninja moves on their asses like it wasn't anybody's business. Nobody fucks with Ruckus.

<3

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk tsk, you very bad boy, slipping cards to Briggs like that! ;)

[lazyfox.livejournal.com]

Gah, I thought I was the adorable raver boi... ;)

Kidding kidding! I cant dance to save my life (at least in my eyes). And I sure as hell kept my shirt on :P

Anyway, was great seeing you again Q, and hope to see your subsequent entries and updates, I'm writing my own ginormous report as I type this too.

P.S.: What the fuck happened to Ruckus that day? I wasn't there, and NOBODY picks on him. Nobody.

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, awww don't worry, of course you'd cute. ;) But you know... there's like levels and stratifications of these things. And this was like the ass-equivalent of like, Max 300 on Heavy. Or something like that.

(as for the Ruckus stuff, I'm tired now, but I think I told you about that on aim the other day, right?)

[kajidoh.livejournal.com]

Quentin, you rock my world. I demand to see you more.

Furlop told me about Ruckus. And I am also outraged. I will unfurl my fan until Hell is paid.

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

You too man, it shall be so! :) :) *hugs*

[silvermoonwolf.livejournal.com]

God I hope you didn't mean the lil asian twink that was sugar-babying up to someone I used to know.

WTF! I owned that dance and not a word from you! Gee thanks! :P
Friggin 'yotes. :P

It was great to see you there hon, I'm lookin forward to comin'up to the big apple sometime to hang with y'all...I'll bring my mate, you bring your crew. :)

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

Lol. No this was a medium-to-tall white boy. And I'm sure you did very very well, but this would have been decidedly the toughest act to follow in the house ;)

Great to finally talk with you too, and I hope you can make it up sometime! :)

[tigerman.livejournal.com]

Um...

What the hell are you going on about?

Other than Morimoto, you went all over the doggone board.



We want a re-write! We want a re-write!

[morganbatness.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like there was a hell of a lot amount of excitement on your end right there. Yup, Anthrocon 2004 definitely rocked, though I didn't really catch that raverboi.. I was in all of the dances. Oh well!

- Morgan

[balirus.livejournal.com]

Work trumped my travel plans so I had to scratch the trip, thanks for thinking of me tho'!

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

Then come visit Queens and make up for it, dammit! ;-P

[chem-explosion.livejournal.com]

I actually am a really tall willowy pale androgyny/drag-queen of some kind. The short Asian dude is actually just a carefully crafted fursuit. The articulated jaw was the hardest part. ;)

mew

[rukusu.livejournal.com]

;-; You guys are soo~o sweet.

[sabotlours.livejournal.com]

I figured it out! I left my AC '03 shirt at your place! Check to see if I'm right about that. It was great to hang out with ya. Thanks for all of the Yote hospitality. *hugs*

[briggswolf.livejournal.com]

Good stuff :) It was good to meetcha - Titan was always saying how awesome you were and that was more than confirmed at the con.

Glad you had a good time man. You're going to MFF right? ;P

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

*hugs you*

Actually yeah, I think I will try to make it to MFF this year. Specially if this new job pans out. I'll have to look into that, when it gets a little closer.

[mutantur.livejournal.com]

Ya know...I saw you at a room party, but I was drunk at the time and I think someone distracted me before I could say "Hay, it's you!" because I turned back around and you were gone. Or I was. Man, that was a great night. ;)

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Well, I think that I am gonna try to make it out to MFF this year which, if I'm not mistaken, is your hangout, right? I'll definitely try to look you up there :)

*hugs*

[firefoxkac.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I didn't see this half-nekkid guy, but tora was quite drool-tastic that one night, in a keepin'-it simple black skin-tight number with tight pants, spinning like no tomorrow....sexy tiggeh, he was.......

asssplosion-errific, teh reportness.....the randomness of this post would make A (http://www.livejournal.com/users/chem_explosion) proud ;)

[mitsu-chan.livejournal.com]

*finds and tackles* hiiiiiiiiii Q! :)

I had to crack up when I was reading the part about watching the glowstick boy.....I remember being all ready to dance and bouncing around, and then suddenly he was there, and I just stopped and watched. and the look we exchanged. XD

*hugs* I had lotsa fun with ya, can't wait to see you again.

[quentincoyote.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, believe me, I remember that night well! hehe :)

Was really great meeting you, as you know, and I hope you get your tail up here soon! :)